Das Bolt

One of the most jaw-dropping feats I've ever seen.

But, my excitement and amazement is nothing compared to the scintillating commentary by this German-sounding broadcast. Honestly, I just wanted to write a post about how incredible Usain Bolt is, but I couldn't find a video in English. Thankfully, my inability to find one led me to this, and I had a chance to pick on my fatherland. This guy's about as exciting as a cold bratwurst and a prostate exam. Prost!